| For My Friends Overseas Or Those In NZ Who Didn't Hear |
[Jul. 7th, 2008|11:37 am] |
Porn cuts into TV sports programme
Sky has apologised for a technical glitch which caused pornography to screen on thousands of televisions yesterday.
Toyota Grassroots Rugby was showcasing its usual fare of premier and senior club rugby on Prime TV yesterday when adult channel Spice:xcess interrupted.
About four minutes of the hour-long sports show was replaced by Spice at about 3pm for digital subscribers in Auckland and Northland.
Spice, one of three Sky adult channels, offers "sexy, exotic women, fetish lifestyle, ethnic and gonzo for those who believe variety is the Spice of life," according to the broadcaster's website.
North Shore Sky subscriber Mike Steenson was watching the rugby show with his 3-year-old son when porn rolled across his screen.
At first he thought it was a prank. "I'm not sure how many people were watching but it's not something you expect to come on, on a Sunday. You can't make mistakes like that."
Sky's director of communications, Tony O'Brien, said a technical fault in the system which manages the distribution of programmes was to blame.
"We apologise for any offence which may have been caused," he said.
The fact that it happened on a Sunday when kids and parents were likely to be at home was "doubly" embarrassing.
Steps had been taken to ensure that it would not happen again, Mr O'Brien said.
Coupla news clips from YouTube (contains mild hysteria and over-reaction):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfjlTqWxX8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoJffUofJG8 |
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| New Collage - "Sweet Sweet Honey" |
[Jul. 1st, 2008|10:49 am] |
New collage featuring the divine honeymodel. The copyright for the photograph is retained by Honey and may not not be used without permission.
Kind of a continuation of my "Hollywood Goddesses" series:
Summer On Veronica Lake
Saint Betty
Planet Janet
Collage on canvas, 30x40cm, coated with Mod Podge for protection, and ready to hang.
This piece is for sale - NZ$350 (US$267) plus shipping. |
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| Plastic Surgery Disasters, Swedish Edition |
[Jun. 27th, 2008|03:44 pm] |
So smooth, so shiny, so frightening. |
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| Attention Excel Users |
[Jun. 23rd, 2008|09:51 am] |
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Is anyone out there running an old version of Excel? Need help testing a file, particularly on Excel 97. It looks like the features of the file are incompatible with the Excel 97 my client has but I want to see if we can reproduce the error before I confirm that. |
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| Can I Interest Anyone In This? |
[Jun. 10th, 2008|09:43 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Chocolate Watch Band - Gossamer Wings | ] |
The Tom Bosley Experience are proud to announce the launch of their new album, Remix Picnic.
Their sound has always held a curious niche within Kiwi electronica. Tracks have ranged from the poppy-joyous through jazz improv to darkside with a self-loathing edge. On the way they've met and mingled with similarly minded musicians and gained a few friends on the way.
It's here that you can hear the outcome of those friendships in the form of remix tracks by a number of the artists they've come to know.
Included are the destructive noise of Sick Cycle, Romantech's trademark intelligent DnB, the electro-punk stylings of rising star SoNic Smith, kitchen-sink downbeat from Sharkweek, lush electronica from Stray Theories, the glitchy melancholia of Hummel, and the glacial dub experiments of Thalidomide Dog.
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There are three Sharkweek tracks on this CD: two exclusive tracks that are on this album only, and one that has been reworked into a song called "Robospacejesus".
NZ$15 in NZ - shipping included
US$15 overseas - shipping included |
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| New Collage - "Ganesha's Daydreams" |
[Jun. 3rd, 2008|01:23 pm] |
Canvas covered with psychedelic wrapping paper and collaged onto. Had a hell of a time getting the silvery paper to stick to the canvas but it was worth it in the end. Colour saturation boosted quite a bit with Photoshop. |
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| Buy My / Our New CD! |
[May. 9th, 2008|11:26 am] |
REMIX PICNIC, 2008
The Tom Bosley Experience and Electrode Records are proud to announce the launch of their new album, Remix Picnic.
The TBE sound has always held a curious niche within Kiwi electronica. Tracks have ranged from the poppy-joyous through jazz improv to darkside with a self-loathing edge. On the way they’ve met and mingled with similarly minded musicians and gained a few friends on the way.
It’s here that you can hear the outcome of those friendships in the form of remix tracks by a number of the artists they’ve come to know.
Included are the destructive noise of Sick Cycle, Romantech’s trademark intelligent DnB, the electro-punk stylings of rising star SoNic Smith, kitchen-sink downbeat from Sharkweek, lush electronica from Stray Theories, the glitchy melancholia of Hummel, and the glacial dub experiments of Thalidomide Dog.
Please visit the Tom Bosley Experience Myspace page and the Electrode Records Myspace page to hear tracks from this album.
Purchase directly from us for NZ$15 in New Zealand or US$15 outside New Zealand. Postage is included.
Preferred payment method in NZ is bank transfer but cheques are also accepted - to order simply email Electrode Records (electrode@failsaferecords.com).
Overseas payments via Paypal - click the Paypal button below to order.
TRACKLIST
1. The Gasmask Lounge - 'War In My Head Mix' by Stray Theories (2:40)
2. Self Examination Circus - 'Drum And Bass Mix' by Romantech (5:49)
3. Uncle Tom's Lodge - 'Carpet Is Our Life Mix' by Sharkweek (4:28)
4. Too Late For Prozac - 'Sick Cycle Mix' by Sick Cycle (5:48)
5. Cheese-O-Riffic! - 'Lego-Femme Mix' by SoNic Smith (5:03)
6. You Believe Me Don't You? - 'Dark Satanic Mills Mix' by Sharkweek (5:28)
7. Welcome To My Ultraworld - 'Underwhelk Mix' by Hummel (4:50)
8. Mr Squarefish - 'Red Sheds In Space Ambient Mix' by Sharkweek (6:57)
9. My Ignorance Of Dairy - 'Numquam Lactis Dub Mix' by Thalidomide Dog (6:44)
10. The Latest In Gentlemen's Accessories - 'Gentlemen Accessorized Mix' by Thalidomide Dog (4:25) |
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| Unfortunate Layout Effect |
[May. 9th, 2008|10:37 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here | ] |
Just saw this on the front page of Amplifier, an NZ music site.
Would you pay $1.99 for a remix of someone's butt?
I wonder how much it costs to have your butt remixed by Baitercell? |
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| More Cheap Art On Sale |
[May. 1st, 2008|10:52 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Jane's Addiction - No One's Leaving | ] |
I've received some work back from a gallery that closed down, so I've decided to offer these pieces for sale at a discount. All works are on canvas and ready to hang. Prices are in New Zealand dollars (1 NZ dollar = 0.80 US dollar).
Shipping would be $15 in New Zealand, $35 outside New Zealand.
"Origin Of Earth" - was $350, now $199
500 x 250mm (19.7 x 9.8")
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"Happiness Is A Warm Cat" - was $250, now $125
200 x 300mm (7.8 x 11.8")
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"Where The Saucers Come From" - was $350, now $99
300 x 400mm (11.8 x 15.75")
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"Battle Kittens" - was $350, now $175
300 x 400mm (11.8 x 15.75")
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"Strangeflowers" - was $350, now $149
300 x 400mm (11.8 x 15.75")
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"Bats In The Belfry" - was $350, now $149
300 x 400mm (11.8 x 15.75")
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"Tough Guys Finish Last" - was $350, now $149
300 x 400mm (11.8 x 15.75")
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| Cover Art For My New Album |
[Apr. 14th, 2008|05:19 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | The Star Spangles - The Party | ] |
Sharkweek presents Egyptian Lions. Coming hopefully June 2008.
Front cover and booklet outer. The middle panel reads "Dedicated to Lal George, Leading Aircraftman Fitter 2E. The best Grandad a boy could ever want".
( Back cover, lyrics page, disc label ) |
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| The Zoomquilt |
[Apr. 14th, 2008|09:53 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Dubmatix - Are You Ready Dub | ] |
Here's a really really cool thing that ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ice_o_lator sent me. A collaborative art project animated with Flash.
The Zoomquilt |
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| Art Sale |
[Mar. 12th, 2008|11:12 am] |
Due to some financial pressure I've decided to drastically discount all the canvas pieces I have in my studio.
The following prices are in New Zealand dollars (NZ$1 =US$0.80 today) and do not include shipping. I estimate that shipping would be an additional $10 within New Zealand and $25 overseas.
Brain Train - 20x10cm - $35
Large View
Bow Down Before The One You Serve - 40x30cm - $75
Large View
The Flower Girl - 30x40cm - $75
Large View
Strange News From Another Star - 41x31cm - $99
Large View
Surreal Dreams - 33x24cm - $60
Large View
Wave Mechanics - 30x40cm - $75
Large View
The Return Of Mr Thoth - 30x40cm - $75
Large View
Interactive Science Lesson - 40x30cm - $75
Large View
The Devil You Know - Is You - 40x30cm - $75
Large View |
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| Don't Try This At Home, Kids! |
[Mar. 10th, 2008|05:38 pm] |
I found this random YouTube comment someone wrote:
Aldous Huxley author of Doors of Perception and Brave New World (two great reads if you haven't already) said that he would take at least three days to do LSD, one to prepare, one to trip, and the other for a beneficial re-entry. This is the best way to take it. I had a hellish experience doing a little over 4 grams of dried mushrooms and then having to go to work at KFC... |
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| Fantastic 80s Style Song |
[Feb. 11th, 2008|03:38 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | Underworld - Under The Radar | ] |
Anyone remember seeing a British telemovie called Hunting Venus? It were fookin brilliant, it were. Martin Clunes and Neil Morrissey as members of 80s one-hit-wonder band The Venus Hunters, reuniting at the urging of a couple of their old fans and performing on the Jools Holland show. You can see Simon LeBon and Gary Numan in the audience as well as some other 80s stars I don't recognise.
So, if you've ever wanted to see Martin Clunes wearing lipstick (it ain't pretty!), click below.
Also, found via the above YouTube link, Not The 9 O'Clock News as a pretentious 80s band perform "Nice Video Shame About The Song":
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| Judy Bailey Loves Insects |
[Jan. 25th, 2008|01:31 pm] |
Judy Bailey Disappointed At Magazine's Axing
Here's the photo from the story:
She appears to have a fly on her forehead! Those crazy media types eh, an insect for every occasion; the Disappointment Fly, the Mantis Of Joy, the Public Appearance Aphid.... |
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| Happiness Is.... |
[Jan. 10th, 2008|10:25 am] |
| [ | music |
| | I Believe In Miracles - Eddie Vedder & Zeke | ] |
I ♥ my boy :) |
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| Coming in 2008 |
[Jan. 7th, 2008|12:46 pm] |
I'm excited about getting this finished! |
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| Putting The Queen In Queenstown |
[Dec. 21st, 2007|03:30 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | Queen - We Are The Champions | ] |
My gig in Queenstown last Saturday was attended by a rather strange fellow. Apparently he was getting married the next weekend and so it was therefore necessary to wander around Queenstown wearing nothing but undies and shoes, an apron with an enormous inflatable phallus attached, and a stick-on Freddy Mercury moustache. Oh, and a feather boa too, IIRC.
You can't see it all that well in this photo, but he's waving the phallus at me.
This is without a doubt the most unique audience reaction I've ever had.
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| I ♥ The Internet |
[Nov. 19th, 2007|10:30 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Sharkweek - Robospacejesus | ] |
As I write this, one of my songs (Robospacejesus) is being played on a radio station in Dublin, Ireland. And I'm streaming it back from Dublin to my headphones at work.
A guy I met on Myspace has a weekly show playing ambient / downtempo / chillout music so I sent him a track. |
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| Beautiful Electronic Music |
[Nov. 15th, 2007|12:57 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | Esky - Shortwave Edits | ] |
Esky
...From this point he transferred his skills into more downtempo flavoured tunes, with a warm basic vibe, lush synthesizer pads along with distorted, intensive atmospheres and beautiful, slightly off pitched melodies. Adding a range of self-contained, organic beats and percussions, he found an inspiring way to express his moods and feelings, experiences and ideas.
Have a listen using the link above, it's just fantastic. Slow and dark, sparse and bleak, very electronic yet somehow organic at the same time. Reminds me a lot of Boards Of Canada. Standout tracks for me are "Shortwave Edits" and "LSD Kids".
Luke, I think you'll love this too.
As part of my commitment to Myspace Whoredom and self-promotion, I try to listen to music from all the artists who friend me or who I befriend, but I'm only about 2/3rds of the way there. Most of the time I think "yeah, that's pretty cool" and find something positive to say, but this one guy has just blown me away. I'm very inspired and want to try to write something similar. My next album will be possibly be called "Moon Songs" so this kind of sound could work very well.
Too much Myspace will rot your brain though - a cute Finnish girl who is one of my Myspace 'friends' turned up in a dream I had the other night! |
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